Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Departure of the Purple Wizard

The great wyrm is sad to say that the Purple Wizard of EB has been removed from the Rainbow Council. After insisting that all members of the EB wear shiny sparkling cloaks, Ril and Kieran were done. They fought valiantly that the EB was not in fact a fashion club and that they would not wear such ridiculous garb.

Offended greatly that the members of the Rainbow Council did not respect his every fashion whim the Wizard left in a huff, never to return. Alas. The Council will miss the glorious carriage rides, and highly recommends all future EB members put great effort into communicating clearly, not presuming things about members  fashion tastes and not assuming that differences of approaches are personal smears about the reputation of fashionistas.




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