EB Guild Status Update

  (From the Desk of Kieran Darkwater)



         Dear Fellow Council Members,

     It is with a sad and heavy heart that I write to you this day. With the traumatic experiences we had in the swamp it is now my duty to take stock of our situation and report the current status of our fine adventuring company. I have re-compiled our former list to keep track of the additions and subtractions that have happened in the past few weeks in our journeys. It is my hope, that with the help of the remaining council members, we will be able to spread our reach and influence from the frothing coasts near Luskan, to the murky jungles of Chult, and far past the eastern reaches of the Sea of Fallen Stars. For now, let us gather our provisions, and march onward towards the rising sun and towards our destiny as the greatest fellowship to ever be written about!

                                                                                            Your Always Hospitable Chum,
                                                                                                    Kieran Darkwater       

Rainbow Council:

Archivist (R)- Taman
Envoy (P)- Madame Chelsea Serafina
Quartermaster (B)- Alushtas the Hermit
Taskmaster (Bk)- Ril
Treasurer (O)- Sam Las' Tname
Secretary (G)- Kieran Darkwater

Current Members:

Lord Thea  (Dwarven Barbarian)
Madame Chelsea Serafina ("Human" [Fire Genasi] Valor Bard)
Bharash (Dragonborn Paladin of Torm)
Ramas Akabob (Human Cleric)

Prospective Members:

Immeril [a.k.a. Mutt] (Elven Sorcerer)
Merric "Singefoot" (Moon Elf Arcane Trickster)

Retainers: (AKA Bitches of the EB Guild)

Arrizz (Race: Drow, Class: Elite Warrior- Denizen of the Underdark
          Notes: Won't leave the Underdark, Bound to Chelsea)
Aya Glenmiir (Race: Elf, Class: Commoner- Scholar
          Notes: Rescued from Phlan, Bound to Chelsea)
Conbert (Race: Human, Class: Commoner- Aspiring Minstrel
          Notes: Ex-Red Plume Mercenary, Devotee of Madame Chelsea)
Todd (Race: Half-Elf, Class: Commoner Child
          Notes: Servant of EB Guild)

Followers:
Ara Dyernina (Race: Human, Class: 3rd Level Monk
          Notes: Ex-Earth Cultist, Brandy Brewer, Devotee of Chelsea)
Doran Brizik (Race: Human, Class: 3rd level Fighter 2/Barbarian 1
          Notes: Ex-Fire Cultist, Skilled Horse Rider, Devotee of Madame Chelsea)
Drummone (Race: Half-Orc, Class: 1st level Thief,
           Notes: Welcomer Thief, In service of Sam and Kieran)
Shoalar Quanderil (Race: Water Genasi, Class: 5th level Sorcerer
          Notes: Ex-Water Cultist, Pirate Captain, Lady Chelsea's Servant)
Snapjaw (Race: Lizardfolk, Class: Shaman
          Notes: Ex-Dragon Cultist, Servant of Kieran)
Spernik (Race: Human, Class: 2nd Level Cleric/2nd Level Rogue
          Notes: Ex-Dragon Cultist, Devotee of Chelsea)
Thump Thump (Race: Half-Orc, Class: 3rd Level Fighter
          Notes:  Madame Chelsea's Guard)
Animals:

Vecna (Snake/Viper- Taman’s Familiar)
Scazzers (Kieran’s Pet Mouse)
Cleo and Theo (Kieran’s Two-Headed Worm)
Unknown Mouse (Ril’s Pet Mouse)
Giant Spectral Owl (Ril's Spirit Guardian)

Vehicles:
Large Keelboat (Chelsea's)

Contacts:

Hillsfar
Arrizz (Dark Elf Fighter- Liason to the Underdak)
Feraltha (Minstrel- Leader of Feralth's Merry Minstrels)

Phlan
Madame Freona (Innkeeper- Madame Freona’s Teakettle: Phlan)
Lord Sage (Library: Phlan)
Gisele Greycastle (Blackfist: Phlan)
Serelis (Ranger: Village near Phlan)
Minnitha [Hulda] (Dragonborn: Teakettle in Phlan)
Jenny Greenteeth (Hag: Whispering Forest near Phlan)

Mulmaster
Urdun Brizik (Innkeeper- Wave and Wink: Mulmaster)
Usilie Rostik (Smokeshop Owner/Smuggler: Mulmaster)
Faltyn Gos (Nobleman: Mulmaster)
Count Stoe (Nobleman: Mulmaster)

Road to Neverwinter
Ladia Widris (Human Female Guard: Road Caravan)
Noohar Serellim (Moon Elf Brothers: Road Caravan)
Snapjaw and the Jar-Jars (Lizardmen: Neverwinter Swamp)

Other
"       " the Rogue (Associate of Equality Brigade, Location Unknown)
Rorith (Red Wizard of Thay)
Leosin (Emerald Enclave: Etheril [A Pair of Black Antlers Inn])
Garwilogos


Leroen Keenblade (dragon cultist that wants out)

Important Documents:

-Map of Faerun, Sword Coast, Hillsfar, Phlan, Upperdark, and Mulmaster (2)
-Star Charts: Ancient Parchment, Clay Disk, Copper Sheet
-Aeryn Merryweather's Dissertation on Eating and Mating Habits of Faerun's Dragons

Castle Naerytar Books:
-Fierto's Folio of Fine Faerunian Foods
-Fontciel's Fieldguide to Factions. Fellowships, and Friendly Folk
-Harvald's Holistic Handbook of Helpful Herbs
-Prashaj's Publication of Perilously Poisonous Plants
-Rhontar's Rhetoric on Religious Relationships
-Sister Talona's Sacred Texts on Settlements, Towns, Shires, and Territories

Quartermaster Inventory:

2 incense blocks
1 censer
Dragon Cultist Journal
Drummone's Gift (EB Engraved Jewels- Rubellite, Charoite, Aquamarine, Jet, Topaz, Jade)

Trophies
Brain Jar
Enhanced Braincap Mushroom
Exotic Armor (Githyanki)
Ice Panther Rug
Tankard of Plenty

Guild Funds:

10,200 CP
2,307 SP
7 EP
3,162 GP
63 PP
















Kieran's Catalogue:

Brooch of Shielding
Cloak of Elvenkind
Dagger of Venom
"Death" Potion
Dragon Cultist Journal
Driftglobe
Goggles of Night
Golden Wyrm's Floating Water Orb
Greenteeth's Bone-Pin
Kieran's Parental Token
Kieran's Holy Coin
Kieran's Harper Pin
Kieran's Xhent Coin
Melted Scale Armor
Sacrificial Dagger
Scazzers
Serpentine Owl
Silver Spoon
Snapjaw's Totem
Two-Headed Worm
Ring of Swimming

The Departure of the Purple Wizard

The great wyrm is sad to say that the Purple Wizard of EB has been removed from the Rainbow Council. After insisting that all members of the EB wear shiny sparkling cloaks, Ril and Kieran were done. They fought valiantly that the EB was not in fact a fashion club and that they would not wear such ridiculous garb.

Offended greatly that the members of the Rainbow Council did not respect his every fashion whim the Wizard left in a huff, never to return. Alas. The Council will miss the glorious carriage rides, and highly recommends all future EB members put great effort into communicating clearly, not presuming things about members  fashion tastes and not assuming that differences of approaches are personal smears about the reputation of fashionistas.