Ancient Gold Wyrm, head intellect and instigator of the Rainbow Council of the Equality Brigade welcomes you to her lair.
The lair of the Rainbows is not to be spoiled with ill attitudes. All ugly minded creatures will be banished to less tasteful planes of existence.
Questioning the all mighty gold wyrm is unacceptable.
Acceptable tributes to Rainbow Wyrm are as follows:
-Chocolate
-Melon flavored drinks/candy
-Rainbow colored trinkets
-Adorable cats for her personal army of Cats.
-First born children (for use in stew)
-Evil siblings (for sacrifice/bon fires)
-Dwarf beards shaved off of disrebellious dwarves
-Lolita items, in particular Angelic Pretty items for Lolita clothing hoard.
-Dragon Eggs
Unacceptable tributes:
-Living Dogs
-Perfumes
-Banana or Peach flavors candies
- Bad Anime
- Anything that could be found in a sewer
-Useless trinkets
Rules for pleasing the great Wyrm:
-Never question her
-Stand up for the weak
-Do not be prideful or arrogant
-No being bad
-Be kind to the great Wyrm's human mate
-Clean up after yourself when in the Wyrm's Lair
-Don't overly partake in vises such as alcohol in the Wyrms presence
-Thank the Wyrm for her mighty wonderful presence and the meals she provides to your lowly selves
For those too shy to look upon the face of the great golden dragon, paintings are provided of her excellent forms.
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